Score: 9

"what if."

submission: Joe Zombie :: Episode 2

date: April 7, 2009

what if they did shoot the zombie. will he redie?

Score: 10

"gotta tell u this"

submission: : Cell Phones & Car Ads :

date: March 29, 2009

its so true
a dude sitting next to me on teh subway was talking to his invisible earcellfone
hes like "hi how are you"
i was like "good"
he was fucking talking on his fone. apparently i didnt know they had fones attached to their face these days.

Score: 10

"gosh i cried."

submission: :the Composer:

date: March 23, 2009

music is stronger than words.